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by: Anonymous on 2/17/2010
well after remodelling my case to make the 1kg 11" monster that is the 5870 actually fit, then unbending the pins at the side so they would slide between mobo and case and then praying as i slide it into my comp i am relived to find that it works as good if not better than i had hoped, im a very happy goth which is something of an oxymoron. buy this card!
wow all the dirtiest minds on one gpu review by: Anonymous on 2/11/2010
i will be literally cutting an inch out of the structure of my case to allow me to install the 5870 i play at 1600 res atm and am saving for another 2 monitors so i can have 3 running at the same time, i will not be "jizzing", i will however be telling all my friends who wont give a shit about my new gpu all about my 100+ fps untill they want to punch me in the "fais".

funny comments and good reveiws= fun site
Wow by: Anonymous on 1/1/2010
Hey these comments are amazing I'm gonna try this tonight and I'll post back with my results so stay tuned XD I believe the protein helps with heat transfer cos I'm a scientist and the best thermal paste is free!!!!!!!!!
your all full of crap by: Anonymous on 12/10/2009
I bet ur all kids with lods of money and spoilt bratzs well happy shaging boys and girls i wish i was young again shit man where is my willy gone heeeeeeeeeeeelp ooopppps.by the way great card with alot of power can not get hold of this card anywhere.
Holy Jizz by: Anonymous on 11/30/2009
So I just bought this, but as soon as I opened the package, I discovered I needed to buy a new one. Jizz doesn't mix well with the 5870 at all.



Neither the 5870 x2
Vincent41100 by: Anonymous on 11/17/2009
I love you Ati !! =)
WTF?! by: Anonymous on 10/28/2009
Nasty ass*
WTF?! by: Anonymous on 10/28/2009
Wtf guys. Nasty as thread.
ATI Radeon HD 5870 X2 by: Anonymous on 10/23/2009
OMG!! just bought the HD4870 yesterday!!!! now comes a new 1!! *!#*!*@*@**!@*##!!!!! i thought it would be the next 4 years or so that i would buy a new 1, but NO!! here comes the 5870! now i have to sell my brand new HD4870 card (which is still 1 day old and hours +) sooner!! please someone!!!
by: Anonymous on 10/16/2009
JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZim
ATI Radeon HD 5870 X2 by: Anonymous on 10/10/2009
Hello.
Please tell me that the ATI HD Radeon 5870X2 with 2GB of RAM or 4GB of VRAM is just around the corner!!
I'd buy more than one ASAP for my workstation. (Work a lot with 3D applications)
thanks guys
anxious by: Anonymous on 10/6/2009
all of which makes me anxious.............................at times unbearably so
Sapphire ATI 5870 by: Anonymous on 10/5/2009
I felt like the jiz just wasent enough, so I added my mates jiz at the same(i had to spit) this way it was way more effecient but he took too long to jiz that I blew my load all over his psu fan that it shorted out and then he blew his load all over my bluray drive and that fxied my ripping problems... man i love jiz way too much.
OMG I LUV THIS SITE by: Anonymous on 10/4/2009
wow some people in this thread are amazing i used jizz to cool my cpu and it worked!!!!!!
it took my load 55C and idle 35C temps to 20C idle and 39C load i am so happy i dont have to worry about cpu temps anymore !!!!!! :)
applying jizz by: Anonymous on 10/3/2009
ive done this many of times its quite easy you can practice if you have a girlfriend or wife just tell you GF to count 60 secs if you dont jizz in their face in time she spits in your face.

this is excellent practice it takes about a month to perfect but it is really rewarding as your cpu will be really cool.

i really wanted it done so me and my gf practised every day for 12 hours non stop 20 times an hour.
how to apply jizz by: Anonymous on 10/3/2009
the way you apply jizz is by taking the heatsink off and making sure the case is on its side so its easily acessable and then what you take of your trousers and underwear.

(make sure you have lube at the ready!!!) becaue you have to wank and jizz on the cpu as fast as possible before the cpu explodes and then quickly put the heatsink back on (if you are to slow you wil be covered in jizz and blown up CPU!!!!!!)
PSS by: Anonymous on 10/3/2009
i also forget jizz is very good as an alternative to thermal paste and it tastes delicious mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i sometimes use it for my sandwhihces if i dont have mayonaise.
RE: last comment by: Anonymous on 10/3/2009
oh i forgot to mention you will get carpet burn and jizz wil be all over the gpu and might get flicked in your face from the fan

just thought id let you know of the risks!!
omg look at me with this peice of amazing card by: Anonymous on 10/3/2009
i am very pleased with this card as i can finally jizz all over the place because i place a round piece of carpet in it and turned the fan on it the small piece of carpet spins around and massages the head of my penis.

i shoot about 10 feet across my room wow omfg
omg i love this 5870x2 by: Anonymous on 10/3/2009
wow i have a pre released 5870 and wow it automatically found its way into my case and latched and screwed itself in and omg another kool thing is if you dont secure it in properly it will fly away because the fan is that power full oh and another thing i played wow with this card and my fps was 450 with super duper realy high ultra mega settings.

and my boner was exactly 20.73inchs

my friend got decapitated installing this card cos the fan was so powerfull literally blood all over his pc and well i miss him.

anyway this card is uber amazing as long as it doesnt fly away or decapitate you
Very nice site! by: Anonymous on 7/5/2009
Very nice site!
Http://sulumits---retsambew.blogspot.com by: Anonymous on 7/2/2009
thanks for sharing with us, your blog is very awesome i like your post
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